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Kangaroo CourtThe last thing Simone Frost expected to see when she stepped into the courtroom was two familiar faces, each at an opposing bench. Sure, she had known from the beginning that her up-and-coming adoptive daughter would be leering from the prosecuting side, struggling to keep her perpetual grin in the state of a more professional smirk. What she didn't Expect to see was the short man in a fedora and an eyepatch currently attempting to take a nap in court. The woman smirked. If she played this right, jury duty would never be more interesting.Kangaroo Court by faithinthemusic
Simone took her seat. As a member of a doubtless illegal mob and an organizer of crime, she naturally had several aliases to her name. She wasn't under the impression that they had actually been worked into the legal system, however, and when the summons arrived for one Regina Dearth, she was unpleasantly surprised. Now, however, with a certain rival of hers on trial, things couldn't have worked out better. The man in questi
Earth: A Skylanders Fanfic: 5The child froze in shock. Its scream died on contact with the ghoul's clammy hand. Ghost Roaster's long, white fingers dug into the light brown of the child's skin, deceptively tightly for such a bony grasp. The Skylander snickered, grinning insanely. He dragged the young human into the clearing.Earth: A Skylanders Fanfic: 5 by faithinthemusic
"Don't bring it over here!" Hex snapped irritably. Her blank eyes glared distastefully at the short native of this foreign planet. It was female, with long brown hair and eyes of the same hue. She seemed to have gotten over her initial shock, and was now struggling furiously in Ghost's iron grip. The undead rolled his big yellow eyes at the sorceress.
"Well, what do you want me to do with it?" he rasped, sounding annoyed.
"I don't care!" Hex answered loudly. "Just get it away from here!" Without any further ado, Ghost Roaster unceremoniously dumped the child in the long grass. She ran away without looking back.
"Oh my God..." the Portal Master in front of the elves breathed. "You two a
99. Solitude99. Solitude99. Solitude by faithinthemusic
The first think Snowman saw when she woke was white. She blinked repeatedly, as if there was a thick film over her eyes. Slowly, shapes began to take form around her, gradually gaining color and complexity until she was strewn on the floor of a wide, empty throne room.
The Dersite blinked again. This couldn't be right. She hadn't set foot on her home planet in centuries. Had it all been a dream? She did think it could have been, but stranger things had happened before. Thus was the life of a woman created in a giant glass tube and planted in a dark kingdom to rule.
Snowman got to her feet slowly, taking a quick inventory of the room. It was quiet, far too quiet for her throne room. The lower agents always had some petty problem or another that begged her attention. And, where were her guards? It wasn't like them to abandon their post, especially when their queen had been just moments before flopped on the soft red carpet like a rag doll.
The monarch appro
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Skylanders: Messed Up Ep109Overlord is on his throne in Jack Thompson's lairSkylanders: Messed Up Ep109 by Darkmatter20
Overlord: Sigh, Skylands is safe. I have a castle, power, my guitar... I'm missing something...
Damien: Sire, maybe a lady friend is in order?
Overlord: What are you saying?
Damien: Well, aren't you lonely sire?
Overlord: Yeah, I am. I want to share my heart. But, sadly, no one seems to want it.
Overlord literally takes his heart out and slices it in half
Damien: Good Lord! Sire, please put that away!
Overlord: Sorry. In my world, whenever we're in love, we split our hearts and attach our halves into the other's heart. Its grotesque. I know.
Damien: Umm, if I may say so sire. Have you ever tried to speak to a female Skylander?
Overlord: Of course. Many actually. Eclipse Maiden, Aurora, and...
Damien: Who sire?
Overlord: ... Floren Bell... She's the only one that ever makes me smile. Without her, I wouldn't be here.
Damien: Well, she did save you.
Overlord: I wonder if she likes me that way. I've been making a song for her lately.
Skylanders: Messed Up Ep101The Skylanders of Earth are celebrating their victory at Camo'sSkylanders: Messed Up Ep101 by Darkmatter20
Eclipse Maiden: I never seen an owl like Skylander before.
Aurora: I know. I never knew I had potential to be a Skylander at all.
Void: These banana berry smoothies are delicious! I don't get these on my planet.
Ragnarok: I suppose. Why does everything have to be fruit related?
Floren Bell: Overlord, what are you doing?
Overlord: Well, since we defeated Jack Thompson, I thought I would like to make a song for this day.
Animal: REALLY?! LET'S HEAR THE ****ING SONG!!!
The song plays...
Overlord: I was alone... Day after day... I thought I had to face the greatest threat. In my own way... But I realized... I had my friends... We came together and brought Jack Thompson's triumphant end!!!
Damien: And we'll keep on fighting on and on and on and on!
Overlord: We are Skylanders my friends. And we'll keep on winning till the end... We are Skylanders...
Burnout: WE ARE SKYLANDERS!!!
Ivory: NO TIME FOR KAOS!!!
Solarburst: CUZ, WE AR
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